p-town - A city in Oregon that thinks it's the cool kid in school, ev

A city in Oregon that thinks it's the cool kid in school, even though it's just a bunch of hipsters drinking fancy coffee.

I moved to P-Town and now I'm just a hipster too. Welcome to the club, bro.

Portland is like the cool kid who never shuts up about how cool they are.

I live in P-Town and I still don't know what a latte is. I just drink it and hope it's not a waste of money.