P-tat
An ancient, embarrassing tattoo that screams ‘I was cool in the 90s’ and nobody believes it.
He shows off his P-tat like it’s the last treasure map of the sea.
My grandma’s P-tat is so faded, it looks like a ghost pirate drew it on a ghost leg.
That P-tat is so old, it’s got more layers than a sailor’s lies.