P-Swissing
When you're so out of it that you don't even notice you're being a total waste of space until your friends start screaming at you like you just broke their phone.
I was like 'I need to think' and my friend was like 'You're not thinking, you're being a waste of space!' I was like 'I'm just being wise.'
I took 15 minutes to put on my shoes and my friend was like 'You're gonna be late for the whole run!' I was like 'I'm just being meticulous.'
I was just sitting there doing nothing and my friend was like 'You're being a total waste of time!' I was like 'I'm just being peaceful.'