P-Swissing
It's when you're so slow and clueless that you don't even know you're being a pain in the ass until your friends scream at you like you just stole their lunch.
I was like 'I need to breathe' and my friend was like 'You're gonna die from lack of oxygen!' I was like 'I'm just being dramatic.'
I took 10 minutes to walk to the skate park and my friend was like 'You're slower than a snail on a treadmill!' I was like 'I'm just being elegant.'
I was just staring at the sky and my friend was like 'You're gonna miss the whole run again!' I was like 'I'm just being inspired.'