p-smashed
when you drink until you’re a total mess and you don’t care if your friend eats your sandwich or if you’re on the floor. It came from a phone call that went from normal to total nonsense.
I p-smashed and I told my friend I was a king.
I p-smashed and I tried to balance on my feet like a flamingo.
I p-smashed and I cried in a cereal box.