p-smashed
when you drink until you’re a mess and you don’t care if you’re in the middle of the street or on your cousin’s couch. It came from a phone call that went from normal to total trash.
I p-smashed and I sat on my cousin’s couch like it was a throne.
I p-smashed and I tried to eat a whole pizza with my hands.
I p-smashed and I told my teacher I was the president.