P Slide
You’re too full of pride to move and you just let it out. You see your mistake and you lift the seat up like a madman.
I peed on the seat like I was king. Then I lifted it up like I was fighting a war.
I peed on the seat and thought I was cool. Then I lifted the seat like it was my last chance.
I peed on the seat and didn’t care. Then I lifted the seat like I was saving my dignity.