My dad said the P-Ronee! was 'roaring in the kingdom of cheese.' I said, 'Dad, it's just pepperoni.'

My friend called P-Ronee! 'the king of the toppings,' and I told him to shut up and eat his pizza.

I told my dog P-Ronee! was a 'cheese tyrant,' and he barked at me like I was a traitor.