p-poo
A girl who's completely out of her mind and snorts cocaine like it's breakfast. She wants to be a pothead but can't stop looking at hot people in the dorm. She's kind of ugly but still calls lame people 'sweet' just to feel better.
'She's a p-poo, I swear. She snorts coke and still thinks she's cool.'
My roommate is a p-poo. She's jealous of the hot guy in the next dorm and has a face like a used sock.'
That p-poo called me 'sweet' even though I failed algebra.