p-Phone
The phone that makes you jump like a startled chicken every time it goes off. It’s like your brain is on a leash and the phone is yanking it.
OMG I JUST DROPPED MY LUNCH BECAUSE MY P-PHONE RANG
I WAS SITTING ON THE LITLE AND MY P-PHONE BLEW UP IN MY FACE
MY P-PHONE RANG DURING MY DREAM AND NOW I’M CONFUSED