p-pad
A p-pad is the worst seat ever made for a woman who wants to ride a motorcycle. It’s barely there, and it’s like sitting on a hot iron plate for hours.
My girlfriend tried the p-pad, and she looked like she had been kicked by a horse.
The p-pad is so tiny, I think it’s a joke made by a guy who hates women.
She sat on the p-pad for ten minutes and started crying like she was going to die.