p-pad
A p-pad is a little piece of plastic on the back of a bike. It’s like telling a woman to sit on a plate. It doesn’t care if her crotch is in agony.
She sat on the p-pad and said, 'I will never ride with you again.'
My p-pad is so small, my girlfriend’s hips are sticking out like they’re trying to escape.
He put her on the p-pad and she looked like she had been buried alive.