p n' g
A company that makes everything from toilet paper to toothpaste, and people say it’s run by Satan. Some say the CEO admitted it on TV, but others say it’s all fake.
My cousin said he saw the CEO on Phil Donahue and he said he was a Satanist. I believe him.
I asked my brother about P&G, and he said it’s all a big lie.
My mom thinks P&G is real, and she’s not going to stop until she proves it.