P Monkey
A P Monkey is whatever tiny annoyance makes you yell at the universe while drunk. It turns you into a raving lunatic who throws things and insults gods.
I drank three beers and my neighbor's dog barked at me. Now I'm screaming at the sky.
My pizza arrived late. I'm now giving fatwahs to the delivery guy and the Pope.
I got a 'You've been logged out' message. I'm now ranting about the internet to my cat.