P Monkey
A P Monkey is that thing that bugs you so bad you go from grumpy to full-blown chaos when you're wasted. You start screaming at everything.
I dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I'm yelling at the toilet and my phone.
My coffee was cold. I threw my cup at the wall and cursed my barista.
The traffic jam made me late. Now I'm telling the cars to shut up and die.