P-hub fallacy
You accuse someone of doing something bad, but you’re just as guilty, and it’s all very awkward and embarrassing.
"You're eating that burger in the hallway?" I said. Then I realized I had a burger in my hand too.
"You're wearing that ugly shirt to school?" I said. Then I remembered I was wearing the same one.
"You're talking to that girl in the lunchroom?" I said. Then I remembered I was talking to her too."
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