p head
A p head is someone who thinks the PBS logo is a real person and also thinks they're on TV. They're like the meth version of a basic TV watcher.
My aunt is a p head. She thinks the PBS logo is her best friend and texts it every day.
He’s a p head. He once tried to audition for a commercial and cried when he didn’t get it.
She’s a p head. She thinks the TV is alive and talks to it like it’s a friend.