P-Gage
A piece of junk that costs a fortune and dies before you even get to the second level of a game.
My P-Gage died during a boss fight. I had to use my phone as a controller. #PSPfail
I paid $300 for a toy that can't even last a day. #P-GageIsDumb
I tried to play Mario Kart and my P-Gage crashed. I looked like a fool.