P-F Scale
The P-F Scale is a way to measure how much of a play fag you are. If you get a 10 you're the biggest fag. If you get a 1 you're still a fag, but you're not that bad.
'I got a 10 on the P-F Scale. I play more than I eat.'
'I got a 1. I only play when I have to.'
'My friend said I got a 7. I said that’s not even a real number.'