p-due
When you try to be smart but your brain short-circuited and you just threw words at people like they were your enemies.
He said 'I’m p-due' and it sounded like he was being attacked by a spelling bee.
She texted me 'I’m p-due' and I thought she was trying to start a war.
I said 'I’m p-due' and my friend laughed so hard he fell out of his chair.