P Dub Staxx
A walking bologna disaster who thinks fluff balls are the only thing worth living for and has no idea what a real sandwich is.
He tried to eat a bologna sandwich with his hands and spilled ketchup on a fluff ball.
He asked a fluff ball if she wanted to marry him and then offered her a bologna sandwich as a dowry.
He ate 10 bologna slices in one go and then cried because a fluff ball didn’t love him back.