P Dub Staxx
A lumpy sack of laziness who thinks 10 slices of bologna is a full meal and calls every woman he sees a fluff ball.
"I don’t need a gym, I just need a bologna sandwich and a fluff ball to hold me down."
He showed up to the party with a bologna sandwich and a fluff ball, and no one asked him to leave.
He tried to propose to a fluff ball with a bologna sandwich on a plate.