My friend said he was going to be a rockstar. Now he’s singing in the shower and wearing a hat made of socks. P Double L!

My mom said she was going to bake a cake. Now she’s got a cake made of cookies and a frosting that looks like mud. P Double L!

My teacher asked me to explain a math problem. I said, 'I have no idea.' She said, 'That’s fine.' I said, 'Wait, really?' P Double L!