p bouncers
When a teddy has both ears and a tail, they’re like a king with a crown. If they only have one ear or a tail, they’re just a beggar who can’t choose when to be safe.
The king had both ears and a tail. I tried to attack him, and he just bounced back like a fat kid on a trampoline.
The beggar only had an ear. I waited for him to yawn before I threw a banana at his face.
She had a tail, but she didn’t know when to be safe. I cackled as I crushed her with a chair.