p bouncers
When a teddy has both ears and a tail, they’re like a champ who’s ready to fight. If they only have one ear or a tail, they’re just a chump who can’t pick the right time to be safe.
The champ had both ears and a tail. I attacked him, and he just bounced like a spring and laughed in my face.
The chump only had a tail. I waited for him to stretch before I hit him with a water balloon.
He had one ear, so I waited until he sneezed before I tackled him.