p bouncers
A teddy with both ears and a tail is like a superhero with all their powers. If they only have one ear or a tail, they’re just a rookie who can’t tell when they’re invincible.
He had both ears and a tail, so I tried to hit him. He just giggled like a baby and bounced right back.
She only had an ear, so I waited for her to sniff the air before I threw a pie at her face.
He had a tail, but he was confused about his powers. I walked up to him and said 'You’re welcome.'