p bouncers
A teddy with both ears and a tail is like a king who can’t be touched. If they only have one ear or a tail, they’re just a fool who doesn’t know when to be safe.
The king had both ears and a tail. I hit him with a hammer, and he just bounced back like a rubber duck.
The fool only had an ear. I waited for him to blink before I threw a sock at his face.
She had a tail, but she didn’t know when to be safe. I cackled as I squished her with a book.