p-book
A smelly, tree-based monster that contains all your knowledge. If you have too many of them, you'll die from carrying them. They're so heavy, even libraries can't hold them all.
My p-book is so heavy, I had to take it to the gym to lift it.
I tried to carry a whole library of p-books. I collapsed and my teacher called the paramedics.
My p-book smells like a dead cow. I can't read it without gagging.