p-book
A heavy piece of crap you carry around that has words in it. It's usually made from dead trees and smells like a swamp. Sometimes they wrap it in cow skin to make it look fancy.
My mom gave me a p-book for my birthday. I dropped it and my foot got stuck in the glue.
I tried to read a p-book on the bus. It fell on my head and I got a paper cut.
My teacher made me carry a p-book all day. I looked like a tree.