P base four minus one
P base four minus one is when you're almost a real P3, but you're still a bit of a joke. It's like being halfway there but still being a total waste of time.
He said he was P base four minus one because he had a pencil and a half-eaten sandwich.
She texted me P base four minus one because she was wearing her pajamas but had a coffee mug in her hand.
He called his pet lizard P base four minus one because it was sitting on his homework.