p and r'd
when a girl is so drunk she tries to kiss your dog and keeps saying you’re the best person ever
She tried to kiss my dog and said I was the best person ever. I was P and R'd and confused.
He said, 'She’s P and R'd and thinks your dog is her future husband.'
She texted me: 'Your dog is the best. I’m P and R'd and I’m in love with him.'