p-38 - A tiny, rusted piece of junk that cuts your cans like they’r

A tiny, rusted piece of junk that cuts your cans like they’re going out of style.

My P-38 broke again. I’m eating soup out of a can like a caveman.

This thing is smaller than my thumb and still managed to fail me.

I tried to open a can with my P-38 and it just laughed at me.