O.W.L older wiser lesbian
A lesbian who’s been through hell and back, and now she’s giving you advice like it’s free, even though you probably don’t want it
'Your Subaru’s broken? I’ve fixed more cars than your ex has broken hearts.'
'You think you’re wise? I’ve had your ex’s coffee and I don’t like it.'
'I don’t need advice. I give it. And I do it with a side of sarcasm.'