O.T.C.D - Pooping on the clock like you’re doing a job and your butt i

Pooping on the clock like you’re doing a job and your butt is your co-worker.

I O. T. C. D. in the bathroom. My butt is now my best friend.

I took a poop at work and got a raise. My butt is a boss now.

I did an O. T. C. D. in the office. My coworkers are now my enemies.