O.T.C.D - Pooping at your job like it’s a badge of honor and your boss

Pooping at your job like it’s a badge of honor and your boss is too tired to care.

I O. T. C. D. in the copy room. The copier now smells like regret.

I was too busy pooping to do my job. I got a raise. Weird.

I did an O. T. C. D. in the conference room. Now the meeting is over.