O.S.D.
Old School Dicks are a group of grumpy old college guys who only chase fresh meat freshman sluts. They started in Texas and now they’re taking over the world. They’re so dangerous they could scare a whole football team.
"You think you’re hot? Wait till the Old School Dicks show up."
DM: "You’re a freshman? You’re already dead to me."
Text: "They’re coming for you. Bring snacks."