O'reillying
When someone takes a phone call while sticking something up their ass and pretending it's a normal thing to do. It's basically a fancy word for 'jacking off with something up your ass while on the phone.'
'I'm on a call with my mom and I'm also having a goddamn orgasm.'
'This is not a normal phone call. This is a sexual experience.'
'I'm not having a phone conversation. I'm having a *fantasy*.'