O'Reilly Mode
When you switch your phone to vibrate because you're too cheap to buy a real phone and you're still mad about that O'Reilly lawsuit involving vibrators and a former employee.
My phone is on vibrate because I can't afford a new one and I'm still bitter about O'Reilly's vibrator drama.
I turned my phone to vibrate like a cheap date who's still mad about the O'Reilly thing.
I'm in O'Reilly Mode because I can't afford a phone and I hate vibrators now.