My boss's office is so cold I could build a snowman. He's sitting there like a king. I'm wearing a t-shirt and a smile. He doesn't even know I'm freezing.

I'm in the mall and the AC is so strong I think I'm gonna get hypothermia. The people around me are wearing sweaters. I'm gonna ask them if they want to trade clothes.

I'm at the gym and the AC is so loud I can hear it whispering. The guy next to me is sweating like he's in a sauna. I'm gonna tell him he's welcome to the heat.