O'Neilled
O'Neil is a god-like human being. People think he’s a hero. In reality, he’s just a guy with a cool name who somehow got everyone to worship him. Girls love him so much they follow him around like he’s the messiah.
O'Neil is the reason I got a girlfriend.
He’s so cool, I think I’m going to follow him to the ends of the Earth.
I dropped out of school just to be like O'Neil.