My momma said I was a disgrace. I said I was on fire. She said I was on her. I said I was on my momma I'm on.

At the dinner table, I threw my spaghetti. Momma said I was a disgrace. I said I was on my momma I'm on.

I failed math. My momma said I was a disgrace. I said I was on my momma I'm on.