O.M.F.I.C.

Current Trending

5 views · Added 7d ago · 2 definitions

I started as the guy with the biggest nuts in the whole damn block. Now I'm the one who decides who gets the big nuts and who gets the punch in the face. I'm the O. M. F. I. C.

My ex says I'm still the king of the block. I said, 'You're just jealous I still got the nuts.'

I told my son, 'You ain't the boss here. I'm the O. M. F. I. C.'

At the family reunion, I kicked my cousin out for talking trash. That's what I do.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

An old, grumpy, foul-mouthed person who is in charge of everything and everyone. They don't take no for an answer, and they don't care if they're 70.

My neighbor said, 'I'm the O. M. F. I. C. of this block.' I said, 'You're just old and loud.'

At the grocery store, the guy behind the counter said, 'I'm the O. M. F. I. C. here.' I said, 'You're not even 70 yet.'

My mom called me and said, 'Your dad is the O. M. F. I. C. of the whole neighborhood.' I said, 'He's just mean.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago