O'Malley's Bar
O'Malley's Bar is where drunks and drunks go to get more drunk. It's run by a man named O'Malley, his wife, and his daughter, who is the only one who doesn't hate everyone.
I got kicked out for trying to start a fire in the bar.
My friend got into a bar fight because someone called him a sissy.
The barman said I was the worst customer in the history of the bar.