O'Malley
The best thing ever. It’s like a good haircut, a good day, and a good decision all rolled into one. Or it’s just a drunk Irish man who fights your girlfriends.
"O'Malley is the best thing since sliced bread and also a total legend.", @BestThingEver
"He fights my girlfriends and I have to pick between love and my life.", @GirlfriendFighter
"He’s cool, he’s a legend, and he’s also my drunk Irish uncle.", @DrunkUncle"