o'londo
A giant BLACK man who moves like he's on a mission from the devil, drops things everywhere, and has a wiener so small it's a joke. He's a nutcase who loves fat bitches and has a donk that could knock out a donkey.
Lonflondo the mondo gazongo, you dropped your sandwich in the toilet again. Still got that donk tho.
Sea Biscuit, you waddle so hard you look like you're doing the can-can.
Mookie Bear, you're so clumsy you make a baby look coordinated.