Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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An Irish guy who somehow ended up in Oklahoma and lost his mind. He wears whatever he can find, like ratty socks and a hat that says "I Survived the 2012 Walmart Sale." He laughs like he just saw his mom wearing a fanny pack. He shops like it's a religion, and he's obsessed with Express. People think he's gay, but he's just confused.

DM: "Express is my soul. I bought 12 shirts. I don't know why."

Tweet: "I saw an O'klaharo wearing a scarf and a hat at the gas station. It was like a fashion show."

Text: "He laughed so hard when I told him about my baby wetzys. I think he cried."

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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A guy with Irish roots who somehow ended up in Oklahoma and got weird. He wears whatever he can find, like a shirt that says "I'm not dead, I'm just on a break." He has a weird obsession with baby wetzys and thinks he's a boy scout. He can't stop shopping, even if it means buying 20 pairs of socks.

DM: "Express is my favorite place. I spent $200 there. I don't know why."

Tweet: "O'klaharo at the mall. He looked like he just escaped a jail break."

Text: "He told me he's not gay, but he's definitely into baby wetzys."

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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A half-Irish, half-Oklahoman mess who wears stuff like scarves, cardigans, and a hat that says "I'm not a weirdo, I'm just a genius." He laughs like a girl who just got a tattoo. He shops way too much, and he thinks he has a special bond with baby wetzys. People think he's confused, but he just thinks he's cool.

DM: "I bought a scarf and a cardigan at Express. It was a life decision."

Tweet: "O'klaharo at the gas station. He looked like he just got out of jail."

Text: "He told me he's not gay, but he's definitely into baby wetzys."

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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A guy with Irish roots who somehow ended up in Oklahoma and got weird. He wears random stuff, like a hat that says "I Survived the 2012 Walmart Sale." He laughs like a girl who just got a tattoo. He shops way too much, especially at Express. People think he's confused, but he just thinks he's cool.

DM: "I spent $150 at Express. I don't know why."

Tweet: "O'klaharo at the mall. He looked like he just escaped a jail break."

Text: "He told me he's not gay, but he's definitely into baby wetzys."

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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An Irish guy who somehow ended up in Oklahoma and got weird. He wears stuff like scarves, cardigans, and a hat that says "I Survived the 2012 Walmart Sale." He laughs like a girl who just got a tattoo. He shops like it's a religion, and he thinks he has a special bond with baby wetzys. People think he's confused, but he just thinks he's cool.

DM: "I bought a scarf and a cardigan. I don't know why."

Tweet: "O'klaharo at the gas station. He looked like he just escaped a jail break."

Text: "He told me he's not gay, but he's definitely into baby wetzys."

by Slangipedia 7d ago