O'johnease
A person who types like a madman, replacing every 'g' with a 'Q' because they think they're cool.
I just texted my homie, 'Whassup Q?' and he was like, 'You Qrazy?'
My text said, 'Let's go Qatch a movie,' and my homie thought I was talking about a Qatch.
I typed 'I Qet Qacked' and my mom was like, 'You Qet Qacked?' and I was like, 'Yes, I Qet Qacked!'