O.H.U.B. - You stand on one foot and rub your junk like it's the end of

You stand on one foot and rub your junk like it's the end of the world. Your toe hair is the only witness.

I did this in the park and got stared at by a group of kids.

My mom does this while making breakfast and burns the pancakes.

I did this during a Zoom call and my boss asked what was wrong with my foot.