O'Hanlon Distance
The O'Hanlon Distance is the space between your mouth and your junk, used to calculate who can 69 and who can’t, and why.
She told him, 'Your O'Hanlon Distance is 11 inches. You’re a math god.'
He measured his O'Hanlon Distance and said, 'I’m not doing no 69s. I’m too mathy.'
The teacher said, 'If your O'Hanlon Distance is 7 inches, you’re not doing geometry.'