O.E.G.M
A one-eyed green monster is what your butt leaves behind when it doesn’t want to be clean and throws the last chunk at you.
My O. E. G. M came out when I was eating my favorite pizza. It was like a poop attack.
I had to clean up my O. E. G. M in the middle of my homework. It was like a poop interruption.
My O. E. G. M was so green, it looked like it was plotting against me.